Ub Funkeys DOT & CHEAT CODES!!!!

Okay, I can't stand it any more. Mattel needs to RELEASE DOT already. People are going crazy with trying to make money off of the NON-RELEASE OF DOT!!!! This is what I happened upon today while searching ebay for Dot. Someone has put up for auction, the list of codes for ub funkeys, and claims to have a 'SECRET' way to get into DOT SPOT without using DOT. Give me a break. I think the portal jammers have been around long enough to figure out you can use one to get into DOT SPOT. If you can't get loot, but have MAYOR SAYSO, you can use him to check out the store in DOT SPOT. I just can't believe people are bidding on this!!!!!



WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?????


Check out the title line of this auction. Notice "e-cheats"???? Give me a break already. And using DOT to grab everyones attention!!! And that is not even the worst of it. People have actually bid on this. I wish I could find out who. I would gladly give them all the codes and tell them how to get into DOT SPOT for FREE.







Oh and how nice of them to give away one code now, just to show you that the codes really do work. I am just totally discusted with some of the people in this world!!!










IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR ALL THE CODES FOR UB FUNKEYS, I HAVE ALREADY POSTED THEM. YOU CAN CLICK RIGHT HERE . All of the available (or known) codes can be found in that post.

Want to know how to get into DOT SPOT without DOT???
You can enter with MAYOR SAYSO (if you have one) and go into the DOT store.

What no MAYOR SAYSO???? You can buy loot, then buy a portal jammer and enter DOT SPOT that way.

Want to play DOT'S GAME???? In order to play DOT'S game, you will HAVE to have a portal jammer (or 2 depending). Here are examples.......
Mayor Sayso...used to get into DOT SPOT, then portal jammer to play the game.
Portal jammer...used to get into DOT SPOT, then another portal jammer to play the game!



There now everyone should know.

BIO of LOTUS & HEART HOOPLA

BIO...Lotus are extremely calm & peaceful Funkeys and have an intense connection to the planet - the Great Mother Terrapin. Lotus are friends to all wildlife and have the ability to communicate with many different types of animals; some say they can even talk to trees.
With such a natural bond with the environment, it seems odd that the Lotus reside in the heart of Funkeys Town. Could this be the reason for the broken heart? Then again, maybe it is their strong bond with environment that holds all of Funkeys Town together.
Either way, the Lotus stay cool in all situations, even Master Lox and his evil henchmen don’t get the Lotus too worried; their expressions never change.

GAME... Heart Hoopla

The object of this game is to clear the hearts to expose the sharp points at the top of the screen. Then throw a heart to the top to bust it on the sharp points. Be careful though, you don't want the hearts to reach the shaded area at the bottom of the screen. If you wait too long, another row of hearts will appear at the top, pushing all the other hearts down towards the shaded area. You need 3 or more of the same color hearts touching each other in order to clear that group. If you get too close to the shaded area, there are 3 sticks of dynamite. Click on 1 and point your arrow in the direction you would like to use the dynamite on.

SCORES NEEDED....

Crib Access= 35,000

Trophy =50,000

Insane High Score= 75,000

IHS item= panda pinball

****NOTE THE SCORES ARE APPROXIMATE****

UB FUNKEYS Series 5 Offically named "PARADOX GREEN"

Announced today on http://ubfunkeys.thespeakeasy.com/.......................................

"The "official" name for Series Five will indeed be what has been assumed by
many. Others have wondered if it would maybe be "Game Factory" or something else
entirely, but Funk-E has confirmed it. Paradox Green it is... :)"

Although no release date has been mentioned, this does give us a little insight as to what we can expect for the UB Funkeys.


Click on the link to read all of Augie's story and see more of the propaganda posters.

1 TROPHY SHORT:( :)

I am excited to tell you, I am only 1 trophy short of completeing the ENTIRE game of ub funkeys. I really wasn't concerned about Speed Racer Series, but I was a little bored with the funkeys game, so I decided to try some SRS games. Trixie, Chim Chim, & Racer X weren't that hard to get ( I will give tips later). BUT the racing games stink!!!!! I had to bribe my son to come play for me. He got me Speed Racer & Cannonball Taylor trophys. Snake Oiler is the one that eludes us. He did get it in my game room though by coming in 3rd.

Whoot Whoot!!!!!!!! YAY ME!!!!!!!!

UGH!!! SISTERS!!!!

Okay this post is dedicated to my OLDER sister(she is 43). She was complaining that

"How could you post about your bones fishing trophy and not tell them why and how you got it. I might just have to make a blog so I can tell everyone!"

So here is the scoop. I started playing funkeys in December 2007, then gave it up for a while. She found the Dream State funkeys in the store and bought me berger, back in October, and I started playing again. I didn't have all the trophys and gems for the original series 1 yet. With the addition of the Dream State, I started really getting into it. I was playing everyday, all day on the weekends and all of my family said how OBSESSED I was at this point. (Whatever, at least it gave me a cool name for all my logins ). Anyway, my sister tells me she will get me the Dream State pink hub for Christmas 2008 if she can have my series 1 hub. I said okay, but don't get mad at me when YOU get hooked. So after Christmas, she starts playing and guess what.....SHE GETS HOOKED.

We are a competitive family so her goal was to work on the games that I didn't have the trophys for. She thought she could beat me. ( yeah right ). Well at the time I was having a REALLY hard time with GLUB'S FISH BOWLING, and BONES FISHING (do you see the theme, I hate fish).

So her and I share a home office, so she would play and play, then I would see her playing so I would start. This went on for a while, then one day, to my surprise, IT happened.........She gets the FISH BOWLING (OMG)! So I HAD to go play and try to beat her. I even taped paper to my comp screen to try to line up the ball (now my mom thinks I AM WAY OBSESSED)

BTW, I am 34, share a house with my sister & her girlfriend, mom, and my 2 kids

Okay back to the point.......Finally 2 days later I get the trophy AND a higher score than her (SWEET). So I rub it in her face that she may have gotten the trophy first, but my score is higher (ha ha). She says "can't you let me have anything?"

So in the meantime, she goes on to play some of the other games, which I help her with, you know tips and tricks. Now I am left with one more trophy to get. But I am getting FRUSTRATED so I don't play so much. I go on the speak easy and read things, I start this blog, so on and so forth.

Well today, we are in the office, she is funkey-ing, and I am blogging. I have to leave to pick up my son from work AND she does it to me AGAIN (UGH!). While I was out, she gets the BONES FISHING trophy with a score of 31,000+. Well I wasn't going to let her bask in her glory for another 2 days, so I log on to Funkeys, plug in bones and start fishing. And bam, the first game I play, I score 32,276, so ha ha, she only had her moment for a 1/2 hour and my score was once again higher than hers.

Now she sees me post about my score and thinks she needs to be mentioned, because "if it wasn't for the pressure she caused me about getting the trophy first, then I probably NEVER would have gotten it." This is how it works with almost everything, I do the work, she thinks she needs the credit ( she is mom's FAVORITE ). I am sure after she reads this, I will have to create a login for her, show her how to follow this blog, then show her how to post a comment so she can leave some rambling comment on how only part of this is true. ( only the part about me doing almost everything and her wanting credit, but it sounded good)

NEW HIGH SCORE!!!!

my new high score for Lotus' game HEART HOOPLA

My Funkey Collection

Here are a few pics of my funkey collection.

right side....

Left side (awaiting custom stairs)

Together....

Speed racer, I don't use them much so they stay in the container.

Chats & FIAP & FTAP (mayor sayso is in 1st pic)

Unopend HR Funkeys :)

Cool, random Funkey pics!!!

Help with Special Items from Funkeys

Over on TSE, 2 wonderful people took some time out to put together a list of point totals to show you what you need to get the special items (gem shards, feathers, mystic hoops, web shooter) you get the point. Anyway they were nice enough to let me share that oh so important information with you all. :) If you are still in need of these special items in the Funkeys game, check it out.

If you are ever on TSE, give a big thanks to Sprout26 & Mystery66 for the great job they did on this list.