OFFICIAL: UB FUNKEYS HIDDEN REALM COMMERICIAL

Thank you goes out to Mayor Sayso for giving me the link to this 30 sec. official hidden realm commercial.

Hope you all enjoy it!!!!!!!

you tube link----->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fUtJGVXB4

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, LOOK WHAT DISNEY DID FOR ME, obsessed funkey

Ub Funkeys DOT & CHEAT CODES!!!!

Okay, I can't stand it any more. Mattel needs to RELEASE DOT already. People are going crazy with trying to make money off of the NON-RELEASE OF DOT!!!! This is what I happened upon today while searching ebay for Dot. Someone has put up for auction, the list of codes for ub funkeys, and claims to have a 'SECRET' way to get into DOT SPOT without using DOT. Give me a break. I think the portal jammers have been around long enough to figure out you can use one to get into DOT SPOT. If you can't get loot, but have MAYOR SAYSO, you can use him to check out the store in DOT SPOT. I just can't believe people are bidding on this!!!!!



WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?????


Check out the title line of this auction. Notice "e-cheats"???? Give me a break already. And using DOT to grab everyones attention!!! And that is not even the worst of it. People have actually bid on this. I wish I could find out who. I would gladly give them all the codes and tell them how to get into DOT SPOT for FREE.







Oh and how nice of them to give away one code now, just to show you that the codes really do work. I am just totally discusted with some of the people in this world!!!










IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR ALL THE CODES FOR UB FUNKEYS, I HAVE ALREADY POSTED THEM. YOU CAN CLICK RIGHT HERE . All of the available (or known) codes can be found in that post.

Want to know how to get into DOT SPOT without DOT???
You can enter with MAYOR SAYSO (if you have one) and go into the DOT store.

What no MAYOR SAYSO???? You can buy loot, then buy a portal jammer and enter DOT SPOT that way.

Want to play DOT'S GAME???? In order to play DOT'S game, you will HAVE to have a portal jammer (or 2 depending). Here are examples.......
Mayor Sayso...used to get into DOT SPOT, then portal jammer to play the game.
Portal jammer...used to get into DOT SPOT, then another portal jammer to play the game!



There now everyone should know.

UB FUNKEYS PROPOGANDA POSTERS

I wanted to gather all the posters into one post so it was easier to see them all together so........HERE THEY ARE........

NEW PROPAGANDA POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mayor Sayso has released a new propaganda poster regarding the new series PARADOX GREEN. Whatcha think?????

Random pics......I made!!!!

DREAM STATE & HIDDEN REALM ADVENTURE PACKS??

Here are some pics of the UB FUNKEYS at the New York Toy Fair '09. These pics represent what I would think of as adventure packs for Dream State & Hidden Realm . Also there are close up pics of the Paradox Green Series. I think they are AWESOME. What do you think???????

Also notice the 2 Marshalls in the background. Hmm 2 different ones, does this have something to do with the Paradox????

These were found at Figures.com

NEW MOOD added

NEW MOOD ADDED TODAY. IT IS CASE OF THE BLAHS Which is how I am feeling today.

However with the addition of this new mood, we have now lost a mood. Sheepy time has gone to bed. Mattel must be treating the moods the same way they are treating the familiars. ADD ONE, LOSE ONE. I wish they would get a grip!!!!

ITEMS FROM ANGUS' LAB

HERE ARE A FEW OF THE ITEMS IN ANGUS' LAB. ENJOY.

This one is rather interesting. when you buy it, you get an empty pot, however when you click on it, it starts to grow into a beautiful plant

This after 1 click

This after 2 clicks

This after 3 clicks. now when you click on it, the blooms fall off and new ones will grow.

NEW FUNKEY FAMILY MEMBER coming soon

Thanks AKAABBEY (from TSE & Funkey forum) for hooking me up with the VERY RARE SNIPE I need. It should arrive in the mail soon. I can't wait, I am so excited!!!! Now all I need is VERY RARE LUCKY/GLUB. If anyone out there has an xtra one, or finds one please get it for me. It is all I need to complete the entire collection (besides DOT, but that will never happen).



**edit** I received my snipe in the mail on 2-20-09. Yay me!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY <3

NEW FAMILIAR ADDED **TIKI**

This is what I found today when I logged into funkeys. My previous post about my theory of updates & new familiar, and moods was kind of right. I got the message "lets check for anything new", then the 0 mb download available, after all that, I checked the familiars and looky looky, there was TIKI.

Now the remaining familiars are..... DEUCE, VROOM, & TIKI.....
better get him while he lasts!!!!!!!

RAJ BIO

The Raj live in the deepest, darkest part of the Nosretep Tam jungle. Like all the tribes of the Hidden Realm, the Raj are strong fighters and fierce competitors. But the true love of all Raj is their hair. They sport perfectly coiffed, beautiful manes of lush hair. This obsession with their hair is built into the fabric of their society. Their system of government is a Hair-ocracy; the Raj with the best hair rules. And any violations of grooming law is considered Hairesy and severely punished. The outgoing king of the Raj, Naj Raj, lost his reign when he decided to violate the latest trends and try to single handedly bring back the Caesar cut. Justice was swift. He was dispatched abroad to ponder is hairpocracy. The current king, Krisrajson Raj, rose to power with an unwavering adherence to a single principle – gell is your friend. All Raj are now required to study the latest hair fashion magazines like Rajsmo, Rogue, Raxim and RQ. King Wilrajson believes that beautiful hair starts with a beautiful mind.
The Raj are always trying to enforce their hair styles on the other Funkeys. The operate salons in 14 provinces including the Republic of Rajjanistan. Their mission, to make the world smooth and silky, like them.
Before a Raj leaves the Nosretep Tam jungle, each is marked with the spiritual paw print of their tribe so that no matter how far they travel, they will never forget where it was they came from, and what their tribe stands for. Each toe of the spiritual paw represents one of the core attributes of the hair care: Clean, Cut, Coif and Control. "The rules of hair care are simple and finite, any Rajsmo Raj can tell you that."

YANG BIO

The Yang believe that they are the most balanced of all Funkeys, and practice the ancient discipline of Funk Shui in order to maintain this balance. Funk Shui teaches that equilibrium is achieved when divergent polarities cancel each other out. For every act of kindness they perform, they must do something cruel. For every joke they tell to make Funkeys laugh, they must tell a tragic tale to make Funkeys cry. They do exhaustive research on a topic, than act on a whim. After a very spicy dinner is eaten, a very sweet desert must be consumed as well! Their favorite song of all time is ‘You gotta be Cruel to be Kind!!’
The desire for inner balance has also led to the organization of balance among the Yang as a tribe under a system the Yang call Communalism. The collective ownership of property and the organization of labor for the common advantage of all are the key ideas of Communalism. This community balance makes it so that no individual Yang is wealthier, more famous, or more powerful then any of their fellow Yang comrades. Every Yang is equal.
However, equal does not mean balanced. If the Yang only followed this system of communalism, this could possibly lead to an entirely peaceful tribe, which to the Yang would be out of balance according to the practice of Funk Shui. If there is peace, their must be conflict!
The Yang have chosen to fight in King Sidd’s Battledome in order to provide this conflict. The Yang believe that constant individual combat in the Battledome combined with the peaceful equality of their communalism will provide balance and allow them to better achieve the goal of total Funk Shui.
While the Yang believe they are in perfect balance, most other Funkeys think the Yang are just plain unpredictable. One minute they are hot tempered, rude and aggressive, and the next minute, they are happy, polite and peaceful. You just never know what reaction you will get when you’re dealing with a Yang!

SINGE BIO

The Singe love hot and spicy food. The hotter and spicier the better, and there is no spicier food in Terrapinia then the Molten Insanity Pepper. The insanity pepper is so hot that it can light paper plates on fire. It’s so spicy that even waving one of these peppers in the general direction of any other food will make that food so unbearably hot that it will be inedible for most Funkeys!
While most Funkeys avoid the molten insanity pepper like a bad sunburn, a full plate of raw insanity peppers is a Singe favorite meal! The Singe eat these peppers for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and would even sprinkle them on ice cream for desert if they could just figure out how to keep the ice cream from instantly melting.
In fact, the Singe eat so many insanity peppers, that flames erupt from their mouth and eyes. They eat these peppers so often, that the flames have left permanent red scorch marks on their faces giving the Singe their frightful appearance!
This diet of insanity peppers is also the key to the Singe strength in the Battledome. The Singe prepare for each fight by eating especially large plates of insanity peppers. This volatile meal ignites the fire in their eyes and makes the Singe hot-tempered and aggressive. The Singe also know that there is no way they will get a glass of water until the fight is over giving them extra incentive to beat their opponents as quickly as possible.
If you see a Singe grubbing on a plate of insanity peppers, you better watch out, because a flaming lunatic is coming your way!

BOMBLE BIO

Long before the creation of the portals, the distant peaks and valleys of the great Wowsnatch mountain range were once uncharted and dangerous lands where only the bravest explorers dared go. One such explorer, the great Bagley Webley returned from a year long expedition to the Wowsnatch range, telling incredible tales of a wild tribe of Funkeys he had discovered while exploring its highest peaks.
While lost in a terribly fierce blizzard, Bagley saw a savage looking hairy Funkey taking a casual nap in a frozen bed of snow. Being awoken from a leisurely afternoon nap, this strange new Funkey was angry to say the least, and immediately let out a fearsome roar. Terrified, Bagley reached into his web pouch, and gabbed the only thing he could find. He held it out, and said "Uhh…I caught you a delicious Bass."
Bagley spent the next year living with the Yeti, as he called them. Living on the peak of a mountain, the Bomble’s diet consisted of nothing more then snow-cones and ice-cubes, and and a slim stick of spicy meat the Yeti called chim! The Bomble took Bagley in as one of their own, taught him their language, and even let him participate in their nightly laughing ritual they called the Big Hoot; basically, sitting around the fire, passing gas and talking sports. Bagley loved that the most.
Of course, upon Bagley’s return, with no evidence that these “Bomble” actually existed, many a Funkey did not believe his wild tales of savage mountain dwelling Funkeys. For years, other explorers tried in vain to prove the existence of the Bomble, but it was not until Kings Sidd’s zeppelin appeared above Funkeystown, that the existence of the Bomble was finally proven.
With a promise of unlimited fish dinners, Sidd had convinced the Bomble to leave the frigid homes and travel to the Hidden Realm. Using their brute strength, and a fighting style they call Icebreaking, the Yeti have become fearsome competitors, fighting for the entertainment of King’s Sidd in his Battledome

UB FUNKEYS OFFICIAL SITE UPDATED

They have finally updated ubfunkeys.com with the HIDDEN REALM storyline and bios!!!!! yay it is about time.

FUNKEY INFO.

Over at TSE, they have a contact with Mattel called "FUNK-E". From time to time, forum members draw up a list of questions, and pass it on to "FUNK-E" for his review. While he is there to add any information to us regarding UB FUNKEYs, he is limited in the amount of info he can pass on.


They have just posted a new installment of the "ASK FUNK-E" category. This list contains info regarding the release (or not) of DOT to the public, DC Heros, Paradox Green, and well you get the idea. If you want to read the entire installment, take a look OVER HERE . It is quite interesting!!!!!!!!

MY VALENTINE CRIB

HERE IS MY CRIB DECORATED FOR VALENTINES DAY WITH MY VERY OWN PENGUIN VALENTINE.

SOMETHING NEW IN UB FUNKEYS

There must be something new in funkeystown. When I logged on today, I got the "let me check if there is anything new" window. Then it said there was a new download "4.5 trunk update". Yes I know this is old news, but let me finish before you judge.

What I have noticed is, when there is a new mood, or familiar added, they usually tell me I need to update. It usually says 0 mb as the size. HOWEVER this time is said 14 mb for the size.

Now the bad news, MASTER LOX HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!!! So now I cannot verify what was added with the download.

As soon as MASTER LOX goes away, I will let you know what I find out.

Do you think it will be a new mood, or did they finally bring back the familiars they took away, or will there be a new familiar???????

any thoughts, comment me ;)

****EDIT****MASTER LOX HAS LEFT, AND THE ONLY THING NEW WAS A DISCOUNTED PRICE ON THE LOVESTRUCK MOOD

****EDIT AGAIN**** THEY DID FIX THE NATIVE OUTPOST SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE OLD NATIVE OUTPOST AND NOT THE ONI DOJO

BIO of LOTUS & HEART HOOPLA

BIO...Lotus are extremely calm & peaceful Funkeys and have an intense connection to the planet - the Great Mother Terrapin. Lotus are friends to all wildlife and have the ability to communicate with many different types of animals; some say they can even talk to trees.
With such a natural bond with the environment, it seems odd that the Lotus reside in the heart of Funkeys Town. Could this be the reason for the broken heart? Then again, maybe it is their strong bond with environment that holds all of Funkeys Town together.
Either way, the Lotus stay cool in all situations, even Master Lox and his evil henchmen don’t get the Lotus too worried; their expressions never change.

GAME... Heart Hoopla

The object of this game is to clear the hearts to expose the sharp points at the top of the screen. Then throw a heart to the top to bust it on the sharp points. Be careful though, you don't want the hearts to reach the shaded area at the bottom of the screen. If you wait too long, another row of hearts will appear at the top, pushing all the other hearts down towards the shaded area. You need 3 or more of the same color hearts touching each other in order to clear that group. If you get too close to the shaded area, there are 3 sticks of dynamite. Click on 1 and point your arrow in the direction you would like to use the dynamite on.

SCORES NEEDED....

Crib Access= 35,000

Trophy =50,000

Insane High Score= 75,000

IHS item= panda pinball

****NOTE THE SCORES ARE APPROXIMATE****

MY FUNKEY QUOTE

Funkeys are as much of an object as an obsession,everybody wants them, everybody seeks them, but few ever achieve finding them, those who do, will cherish them, be lost in them, and among all, will never...never stop playing them.

IN SEARCH OF FUNKEYS

Well I'm off to look for funkeys today. The plan is to go to a couple targets, meijer, walmart, and wherever the car takes me. Wish me luck!!!!!!!



EDIT****I didn't find anything :(, I am so sad!!!!!

Pic of Very Rare Raj

NEW FUNKEY FAMILY MEMBER

Went to Target today. Guess what I found?????

The VERY RARE WHITE RAJ....whoot whoot....

Now I only need
VR lucky/ glub
VR snipe/ wasabi
R raj
and of course
DOT which I will never get.


If anyone has any xtra of the ones listed above, please please let me know. I am almost desperate to finish this collection.

Missing more familiars

With the addition of the lovestruck mood, we find again a familiar has gone missing. This time it is bones familiar. That takes us up to 3 missing familiars. To those of you that already have it, you didn't lose it. For those of you that didn't get it yet, well sorry, you can't get it at this time.

If you are into buying the familiars, be sure to log on everyday to check for new familiars, and buy them as quickly as possible. It seems they dissappear quicker than they appear.

Hopefully Mattel is aware of this and will soon fix it. I hope it doesn't continue this way.

LOVESTRUCK....new ub funkeys mood

Here is the new mood added late last night, or very early this morning. It very cute, and just in time for Valentines day....

will any of you be lovestruck soon????????

UB FUNKEYS Series 5 Offically named "PARADOX GREEN"

Announced today on http://ubfunkeys.thespeakeasy.com/.......................................

"The "official" name for Series Five will indeed be what has been assumed by
many. Others have wondered if it would maybe be "Game Factory" or something else
entirely, but Funk-E has confirmed it. Paradox Green it is... :)"

Although no release date has been mentioned, this does give us a little insight as to what we can expect for the UB Funkeys.


Click on the link to read all of Augie's story and see more of the propaganda posters.

MY THOUGHTS ON DOT.

I was going through the BIOS @ ubfunkeys.com, and while reading through Dots bio, I have come to the conclusion that DOT will never be mass produced.

"Because their gift is always in demand, the Dot
are very shy in public, preferring not to call any
attention to themselves. Dots tend to be quiet and" reserved.

If I read between the lines, I see this as a type of warning to us that Dot won't be released to the public.

"It's really quite amazing to find a dot, and if you do, you should consider
yourself quite Lucky!"

This is telling me that some will be released for special events, like the '08 SDCC.
I really feel all the answers are there in black and white. In the beginning, we just didn't look hard enough into what they were saying. However now knowing DOT was only at the '08 SDCC, it all makes sense to me.

Just my thougts at the moment.

Ebay & Dot

NOW THIS IS JUST REDICULOUS. $360.00 FOR 1 UB FUNKEY? COME ON PEOPLE!!!! THIS IS A "BUY IT NOW", no auction.

Mattel needs to get a handle on the DOT issue!!! If they would just release the **** funkey, people like this wouldn't, or couldn't try to rip off the actual funkey lovers of the world.

This truly makes me ANGRY. I really am second guessing myself for even getting obsessed with these FUNKEYS!!!! Why isn't there something more we can do about this?

WHAT AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be watching this auction. I will keep you updated as to whether or not is sells.

UPDATE (2-3-09)******DOT HAS ALREADY SOLD!!!! Less than 1 full day on ebay!!! Gee someone is SUPER CRAZY!!!!!!